family: why won't you come with us?
me: there must always be a stark at winterfell

thedeathofablog:

un-be-fucking-lievable:

prongsmydeer:

pottergenes:

james turning down every hogsmeade invitation by telling them he’s going stag

Sirius spreading a rumour that he has a cat just so when people ask him about it he can go, “Nah, I’m a dog person.”

Peter being loud so when a teacher chews him out, he can promise to be “quiet as a mouse”

Remus turning into a fucking werewolf

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cumbermon:

foolofasociopath:

ladyavenal:

Audience: “awwww”

I do not reblog Martin that often by comparison to others….But the fact that he points out HIS AMANDA, as opposed to Wills or anything else, makes me smile.

My Amanda

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canyounotmywaywardson:

so-good-to-you:

vaughnwhiskey:

tltty:

for the rest of my life whenever i see this color i’ll be reminded of all the hours i wasted on the internet

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sorry that color is #2C4762

Tumblrs is #2B4864

image Actually, it’s coral blue #3

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Friend: go ask
Me: no you go ask
Friend: no you
Me: fine can i have ketchup

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citizen: it's a bird!
citizen: it's a plane!
*superman flies down with kryptonite between his teeth*
superman: it's a metaphor

primacdonaldsgirl:

pretending to study in front of ur parents like 

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officialfrenchtoast:

It’s a metaphor, see: you hold a pen with your homework in front of you, but you don’t do it, you don’t give it the power to do its killing

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